"Punk rockers have feelings too!"

"Life is Benji, The rest is just details . Benji is Life. I have what you want."- Benji, GC summing up life to a bumper sticker

"Malibu Stacey! Malibu Stacey! I would be Malibu Stacey. She has a nice car."- Benji, GC on what barbie he would be

"I would be the barbie with the interchangeable boobs."- Benji, GC on what barbie he would be.

"Although I consider myself a punk rocker, Billy (guitar) listens to alot of metal, paul (bass) is into the Pixies and Sabadoh, and my brother worships Morrissey"

"Im the self proclaimed leader of the band. Self proclaimed."

"There are some people I'd take a bullet for, and some people I'd like to put a bullet in."

"I sell out every day. I say give me a five dollars and I'll give you a kiss." Benji

"Yes, I am Benji. But I am also the giver of information!"

"Yes, I am the best!"

"Yes, and I am the better half, Im Benji"

"What's my official statement? My official statement is that I've been wearing the same underwear for the past four days!"

"I haven't taken a shower in 4 days, I guess that makes me more punk."

"I have not showered in a week"

"If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail!"

"I put rat poison in Billy's food one time"

"I'm going by Benjamin now. It sounds more mature."

"If we sound like uneducated idiots, its because we are."

"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone."

"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me."

"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in three weeks."

Interviewer: "Can you dance?"
Benji: " I can freak"

Benji: "I drank PISS!"
 
Benji: "I am an idiot ladies and gentlemen!"

"Me. Fail English? That's unpossible!"

Benji: "My last name is scum, now say that 3 times fast."
Interviewer: "BenjiScum. oh my god"

"One time at youth camp I shoved a gun in my ear"

"One time at youth camp I shoved a knife in my hand"

"I dont have a last name. My Last Name is Punk Rock."

"Let me put on my leather pants and unbutton my shirt, to appear younger."

"Eyeliner, it always comes in handy."

"I have to go do MY nails now."

"Positive, positive, everything is positive."

"I dont think there is anything wrong with being feminine"

"I'm really vain, I like to see myself on T.V."

"I must admit, I'm a gassy man."

"I used to be a dancer for Lionel Ritchie...."

Purr I'm a sex kitten"

"I drank my own pee once"

"Uh, my names Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."