"I'm lost."- Joel, GC summing up life to a bumper sticker

 "Bloody Barbie."- Joel, GC on what barbie he would be

"These guys ride motorcycles.do you think I'm stupid for calling them motorcycles?"
- Joel Of Good Charlotte about Dirtbikes

"They think Im funny ma." - Joel (GC)

"I think the terrorists are just idiots."-Joel

Joel: about 3/4 of our band is vegetarian

Joel: I think if they had a California music award for show hosts, we'd win. (talking about him and Benj on ATR)

"Yes I'm pimpin this jacket thank you very much!"- Joel

"You all may love Canada, I hate Canada!"- Joel

"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy." - Joel

"I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime." - Joel

"Hey look my spit is Frappucino colored!"- Joel

"I don't know who told you that but I swear it only happened the one time. Plus, we do way crazier stuff than that!"- Joel, On being asked about a prank involving wearing scary masks and terrorising shoppers at a mall

"I look for colour, style, size, texture... thickness. The breathe-ability of a shirt."- Joel

"I like getting toilet paper thrown at me."- Joel Madden, when talking about their music video "Festival Song".

"Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that..." - Joel

"I like cheese"- Joel

"I hurt my finger does anyone have a band-aid?"- Joel

"My poo came out in 3 different colours this morning!"- Joel

"I read Harry Potter"- Joel