"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family."- Benji from Good Charlotte (after being accused of having "relations" with Joel

"Joel even though everyone makes fun of you, your still doing a good job."- Benji

"Joel is laid back and innocent but sometimes its like dude come on."- Benji on Joel

"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro."-Benji to Joel.

Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs, tears of heartbreak. (Benji talking about Joel listening to Dashboard Confessional)

(When Benji was asked what Joel was hopeless at)
Joel: At least you didn't say girls.
Benji: Nah, you're getting better with girls.

"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him. And she said no and then she said, 'This isn't Joel, is it?' and I said, 'No its Benj!'"- Benji

"Hey, you guys wanna know Joel's middle name? Wanna know Joel's middle name? Joel's middle name is Reuben!"- Benji

"Joel, I don't tell you this enough but I love you, You've always been my best friend, and you always will be, you're the most talented, caring person I have ever met, I think you got the better half of the egg."- Benji

"Joel is the innocent one"- Benji on Joel

"This is Joel at the mall. 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl. Awww yeah.'"- Benji

"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'"- Benji

"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude. Dude. I told you not to wear my socks, dude. You know I like my socks. Benji. Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh Ohh do you have to go there? Dude. Dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?' 'I don't care are those my boxers? DUDE!"- Benji (on fighting with Joel)

"Joel your gloves suck!"- Benji

"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"- Benji

"I hate you"- Benji (Speaking to Joel)

"Joel's a girl. Even mom said so"- Benji

"I sort of feel like when people compare me to Joel even though we're twins it's like kicking me in the face and then punching me." Benji

"And now it's time for Joel to stop talking."- Benji

"I don't know, it seems like they can read each other's thoughts sometimes."-Paul (Talking about Benji and Joel)

"Once Joel fell off the stage" -Benji
"ANYWAYS. On to our ne-" (Benji cuts him off) - Joel
"It was his most embarassing moment EVER." - Benji
"No dude. YOUR my most embarassing moment!" Joel

"You read dirty magazines."- Benji (to Joel on ATR)

"Every morning I hear Joel singing 'wake me up inside'"- Benji

Paul: (to Benji and Joel) "You guys are fucked up"
Billy: "Yeah you guys are mean to us"

Benji: (about Joel) "I'm the worst of the 2 just because hes a nicer person"

"You wanna know why we don't hug? It's because Joel won't touch me. He needs to use a Kleenex to open the bathroom door.- Benji (when asked why they didn't hug)

Benji on Joel wrestling in high school: "He just wanted to wear one of those tight uniforms."

Some girl: "This question is for Benji and Joel since your twins..."
Benji: (cutting her off): "No we dont sleep together or shower together. We stopped doing that last week"

Interviewer: "Do you get along with the other band members".
Benji: "Not at all. They're all assholes. As soon as I find some other guys to replace them with they are out. Nah, were all friends, we all get along. Joel and I are best friends."

Benji: "Joel likes legos" (Joel nods his head and smiles).

"It's actually triplets! It's me, Benj and Joel!"- Chris.

Joel: "I don't have any bad habits do I?"
Billy: "You do wear airplane socks!"

"Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that..." - Joel
"Ya, you guys should go to the doctor if he does cause he has um...uh.... hepatitis A ....or somethin.."- Benji