"I just wanna break one of these off." - Paul on Benji's spikey hair

"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"- Joel

"I'd do anything for him."- Joel, talking about Benji

"In 10th grade, I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tounge." -Joel, to Benji.

"I think Benj is a little bit more outgoing and in your face. I'm a little bit more reserved and quiet and conservative in some ways. Benj is wild, you never know what to except out of him. He's out of control sometimes, and that's the way he is and I love him for it. I wouldn't change one thing about him. We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes. He's really outspoken and he says what he thinks right away. He's got strong opinions and he's very hard core about being um he's not straight-edged, like he doesn't call himself straight-edged but he is just very extreme. Whatever he does is extreme and I'm not quite as much like that." -Joel, describing how him and Benji are different

Joel: Give him lots of compliments.he needs it.

"Benji swears the song "wondering" is for Cashdogg"- Billy

"Could it be anymore obvious that he was reading from a cue card!? He's like this the whole time" (looks back and forth from the cue card to the camera and mocks benji*, "UH, RECENTLY."- Joel

Joel: "Benji, you are an asshole."

"Benj is violent"- Joel

"I don't know, it seems like they can read each other's thoughts sometimes."-Paul (Talking about Benji and Joel)

"Once Joel fell off the stage" -Benji
"ANYWAYS. On to our ne-" (Benji cuts him off) - Joel
"It was his most embarassing moment EVER." - Benji
"No dude. YOUR my most embarassing moment!" Joel

Benji: (staring at Billy) "Dude whats with your hair?!"
Billy: "Nothin. Mr. Leopard head!"
Benji: "Dude my hair is better then yours GRR!" *laughs*

Joel to (Benji):" When you jam onstage. Like when you move your head side to side. You look like a bobblehead!"

Paul: (to Benji and Joel) "You guys are fucked up"
Billy: "Yeah you guys are mean to us"

"I think Benji has the coolest hair in rock"- Billy

Joel: "He's crazier than I am"

"Yeah, this just in. Benji's an a**hole"- Joel (GC) from All Things Rock

"We're the nicest guys in the world."- Joel about him and Benji

"Go back to the circus....FREAK!""- Joel

"Benji is the evil twin"- Joel