"I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me
to go fuck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was."
"You know what toy I wish I still had? Nintendo Techmo Super
Bowl. I was the fat kid growning up, and when you're the fat kid, you love video games. And Twinkies."
I was never your favorite! You never wanted MY boxers!
"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson,
and my teacher never came back to my house."
"I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights
clean. Then I found out that she wasn't exactly a girl..."
"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I
farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house."
"This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high
school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to
her. I think she died... I don't know."
"Barbies? No... I never played with Barbie dolls..."
"Look, I know a crossdresser
when I see one." (on Justin Timberlake)
People just always ask me for a "Paul hug." What the heck is that?!
Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very
straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."
I'm the bass player. Nobody
has a crush on the bass player.
Interviewer: "If you couldn't
be in a band, what would you do?"
Paul: "I'd be a farmer."
"I love driving round Waldorf
thumping some hip hop."
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"
"Billy drives like an old grandma."
It's OK. Nobody's as much of
a psycho as I am.
"Cash?
He's a...um a pit bull?"
"Watch out I might have rabies!"
My dream is to go home and stay there.
"You have beautiful handwriting..."
Was it anything like you expected?
Did you like it? Was it even good at all? (Talking about the infamous "Paul hugs.")
"How you doin' babygurl?"
"Are you sure you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."
"I'm the bass player. No one has a crush
on the BASS player!"
"People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'....what the heck is a 'Paul Hug'?"
"I dropped an anvil
on Benji."
"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad."
*sorry it isn't in any order at all yet- we will arrange it one day!*
